Monday, January 1, 2007

Mannequin Fetishist

Weird title huh? Well, it has to do with a fellow from Detroit who has a fetish for mannequins. Apparently he was arrested again on Oct 9th for breaking a window at a cleaning company and stealing a mannequin dressed as a french maids outfit. This was only a week after he had gotten out of prison while serving a term for the same offense. It seems his escapades go back some 13 years and you guessed it, all for stealing mannequins. The prosecution is charging this man as an habitual offender under which he could possibly get a life sentence. It seems kinda weird to see someone get a life sentence over stealing mannequins, but seeing as the guy can't stay away from them, maybe it has to be done. I guess we should all be glad it isn't real women that he is after. Just wanted to share this news of the strange with you. I can only imagine what kind of hits I will get on my blog from google now lol. Till next time BYE!!

8 comments:

Skittles said...

I can see him sitting in prison with murders & rapists, and the meanest, baddest one says to him.. "So, what are you in here for...?"

masgblog said...

your AdSense is oging to go nutso with f-e-t-i-s-h-i-s-t

btw - New Year's was good. I mad my ribs as threatened, and they turned out well. Then we watched New Year's Eve on TV, the Niagara Falls version...and we zipped over to the comedy recap.

Tonight we were invited for turkey dinner....and it was MOST excellent!

The Counselor said...

That's a tough penalty for humping wood! What about the sickos in the south and/or midwest violating the farm animals??

Am I sick? I kinda want to see where he starts the seduction. Can you have Skit find a video? LOL

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hi mike! well that is a weird dude! but a life sentence? sigh.... bee

Mike said...

For those wondering about the life sentence thing. In Michigan, the law is like a 3rd strike deal. If you commit the same crime 3 times you are considered an habitual criminal. This fellow has been there done that. But, that is the maximum sentence, he may get less.

Mrs. Turtle said...

Weirdo.

I'm not against the "3 strike" rule...but it is sorta strange to think about all the more "violent" crimes out there they don't get punished as severely.

maggie said...

I don't know. Rapists get less time. Maybe some therapy for the guy. I don't know seems kind of silly. But I guess it is stilling. Rather him do his "stuff" on a mannequin than a women. Seems like a good case for Law and Order. LOL

Pepper said...

That seems extreme. Why don't they just give him a mannequin of his own?